Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Suck it and see

Mouth Gel prescribed today. To additionally break down the bacteria that has been identified from the throat swab. I received this info from the receptionist. No call from the doctor or explanation. No word about the blood test. No follow up or kiss my arse.
I asked the receptionist what it was..."hang on i'll just google it..."
Thinks...Oh don't bother love, if that's the data set we're working from I have equal savvy.
"It's for an infection"
Thinks....well fuck me,
"We're not clinicians"
And on that bombshell I'm off to hold an unfeasibly large spoonful of orange gel in my mouth for as long as possible whilst my saliva makes it multiply tenfold.

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